Oct 212010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • To my suitemates: Anything said while I’m trying to sleep is fair game to be published. Hence: “I don’t want to see your penis or rub your feet.”
  • To the guy in the CU T-shirt and Wyoming sweatpants: Are you lost or just trying to get killed?
  • Pizza is like sex. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
  • I love it when I wake up topless. I know it must have been a good night.
  • Ladies, it’s not November yet. You’re still allowed to shave.
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