Oct 192010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Sun glasses on campus: A creeper’s best friend.
  • Bathroom stall: you have once again thwarted my plan to get out.
  • To the Rec Center DJ: Nothing gives me more motivation to lift than Justin Bieber and Kesha. Thank you.
  • There’s nothing like tripping on a sidewalk head first into boobs.
  • “Would you tap that?” “Yeah, I wouldn’t even poke that on Facebook”
  • To the guy who walked in on me in the bathroom mid-wipe: Did we lock eyes a little too long?
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