Facebook stalking bonds roommates when they realize they have a crush on the same girl.
Itâ€™s amusing watching people in the library walk up the stairs to nowhere by the 2nd West Floor pillar.
I just realized Iâ€™m late for my class because I just realized my professor left the â€˜Skellar.
You know things are bad when you have to look both ways before crossing the one-way street.
A sample kitchen table conversation: â€œDoes this book have a climax?â€ â€No but I certainly did.â€