Oct 172010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • Dude have you invited anyone yet? I invited a couple freshmen, so, about thirty people.
  • Friday’s bonfire was like my sex: Once it got started, it was over much quicker than I would have liked.
  • To the person riding a bike while swinging a bag of bread in each hand and making sword noises: You’re my hero.
  • I wish women would telegraph what they are thinking as well as our quarterback. Things would be so much better.
  • As an English major, should I really pursue a girl if she used the non-word “supposeably?”
  • The kid in front of me just googled “giant rabbits.” And I thought I was bored.
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