NOT LAS VEGAS ÂÂÂÂâ€“â€“ So Iâ€™m back from Sin City. Back to work. Back to school. Back to the daily grind.
I miss Las Vegas. The withdrawal is awful.
But hey, Fort Collins is much cleaner. I spent like four hours scrubbing the sin and the shame off my body from last weekend. And the computer that sits on my desk wonâ€™t take $100 from me in less than an hour.
Anyway, I came to the realization during our very long car ride home that one can listen to a lot of music in 24 hours of driving.
A lot. And no one has enough good new music to fill a full dayâ€™s worth of tuneage.
So at some point, and my colleagues can attest to this, I tried to play the most annoying music I could find on my iPod to piss off the other passengers. They werenâ€™t happy.
I mean this is music I like. Donâ€™t get me wrong. And I know people enjoyed most of the annoying tracks at some point or another. But maybe these albums should have been left to rot with my old retainer and my 7th grade Spanish book â€“â€“ sticky vinyl book cover included.
So hereâ€™s my guilty pleasure list of albums that, maybe, should never again see the light of day. Or puberty.
1. Smash Mouth â€“ â€œAstro Loungeâ€
Before you knock this, test this out first: Play the song â€œAll Star.â€ If youâ€™re not singing every lyric, you grew up under a rock.
Labeling Smash Mouth â€œpunkâ€ anything, as Wikipedia does, might be a stretch, but the band certainly did make an impact in the late â€˜90s.
Music from this album made its way into several movies, including â€œShrekâ€ and â€œMystery Men,â€ and the band made an appearance in â€œRat Race.â€
Plus, chinstrap beards have never been cooler.
2. Creed â€“ â€œHuman Clayâ€
I get crap for this all the time.
I. Am. A. Fan. Of. Creed. And I promise you were too. Donâ€™t lie to yourself.
Can you take me higher? Probably not, but you can certainly try Scott Stapp. Stapp is our generationâ€™s Eddie Vedder.
Before them, it was Jim Morrison. Scott Weiland is somewhere in there too.
And if you donâ€™t like The Doors, Pearl Jam or Stone Temple Pilots, then youâ€™re musically illiterate.
3. Limp Bizkit â€“ â€œSignificant Otherâ€
Is it possible to hate a bandâ€™s lead singer but still love the band? I mean, other than Van Halen.
Because I really hate Fred Durst. Muchly. And the rhymes arenâ€™t really there either.
But nothing pumps you up like a little Limp Bizkit in the morning.
And the band was smart on this album to surround themselves with real musicians like Jonathan Davis, Les Claypool and Method Man.
4. Blink 182 â€“ â€œEnema of the Stateâ€
When I was 13, I remember thinking Iâ€™d never be 23. Nearly a decade later, Iâ€™m almost there.
And supposedly nobody likes you when youâ€™re 23. But I do have a few months before that happens, so you never know â€¦
Anyway, I still consider this one of my favorite albums of all time, even though Blink 182 has gone the way of Green Day and started to suck.
And Travis Barker is the man.
5. Goo Goo Dolls â€“ â€œDizzy Up the Girlâ€
This is one for the ladies. Arenâ€™t I so sweet and sensitive for liking the Goo?
True story, I once sang a Goo Goo Dolls song over the phone to this girl I like. Subsequently, she stopped talking to me all together.
I canâ€™t really explain why I like the Goo Goo Dolls. Their music isnâ€™t all that complex.
But theyâ€™re darn sure catchy.
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