You know youâ€™ve been on campus too long when a spider decides to build its web on your bike and call it his home.
â€œAll you need is a glove:â€ Botched Beatles lyrics.
To the girl moaning in the library basement: What are you reading?
Is it wrong that I can draw a direct link from what Iâ€™ve learned in my public administration class to Starcraft?
What CSU means to me:
Coors, Shots, Unconscious.
Cotton mouth plus Ritz crackers equals a near-death experience.