We should change the â€œDefend the Fortâ€ banners on the light posts to pictures of the volleyball team. At least when they lose they score points.
Thanks to whoever jacked my headphones.You should know I have two ear infections and the buttons donâ€™t work.
I was stuck in the elevator for three hours when the power went out. I had nothing to do but masturbate with the boogie man.
I believe in survival of the fittest, If you donâ€™t know what a stop sign is, you deserve to get your bike hit by a bus.
Tour guide: â€œ Hello potential freshmen. This is the library and the LSC. Oh, I almost forgot the 40-foot tall aborted fetus display in the plaza. Moving on.â€
To the guy riding his bike with a broken leg while holding his crutches: How do you do that?