Sep 292010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • To CSUPD: I’m sorry, I thought it was OK to speed if I’m wearing aviators and listening to the “Beverly Hills Cop” theme song.
  • I love coming back from grocery shopping and realizing I have no room in the fridge due to excessive amounts of alcohol and beer.
  • To-do list:
    1. Play “Fifa 11” until satisfied.
    2. Finish to do list.
    3. Explain the term “academic probation” to my parents.
  • I’m hungover. Where’s the Swine Flu Self Reporting button?
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