To the kid sitting alone at lunch petting the stuffed ram: Youâ€™re creeping me out.
To the boy whose pants I found in Clark A207: Youâ€™re either very confused or my hero.
You know you have life experience when you see someone puke in the morning and say â€œIâ€™ve been there.â€
Journalism [jur-nl-iz-uhm] [noun]: Is amazing; however, the FDA says otherwise. Journalism is clinically proven to induce a heart attack, early alcoholism and homicidal tendencies from the daily grind of the whole experience.
How do bike cops arrest people? â€œAlright, get in the basket.â€