Sep 232010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh

To the kid sitting alone at lunch petting the stuffed ram: You’re creeping me out.

To the boy whose pants I found in Clark A207: You’re either very confused or my hero.

You know you have life experience when you see someone puke in the morning and say “I’ve been there.”

Journalism [jur-nl-iz-uhm] [noun]: Is amazing; however, the FDA says otherwise. Journalism is clinically proven to induce a heart attack, early alcoholism and homicidal tendencies from the daily grind of the whole experience.

How do bike cops arrest people? “Alright, get in the basket.”

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