Sep 202010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • To my neighbors: I’m sorry, but when I can hear you making raucous love and it only lasts two minutes, I have to yell, “It’s a new record.”
  • To the girl with the bandage on her forehead on Monday: Rough weekend?
  • To the girl who said, “I like to make funny faces when the noodle goes in,” you might want to keep that kind of thing to yourself.
  • To the girl who fell sideways off her bike outside the LSC: You should probably learn what your alcohol tolerance is.
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