Sep 162010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • I’m a little surprised that we don’t have shake weights at the gym.
  • To the couple practically having sex on the Intramural Fields: Girl on top is way better.
  • If I had a nickel for every time I wasted money on booze, I’d be rich. Wait …
  • Sex is like pot: The quality depends on the pusher.
  • It’s awkward when you walk by someone in the library who’s Facebook-stalking your girlfriend.
  • To the guy in the Health Center asking how many condoms he could get for free: Good for you, man.
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