Sep 122010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh
  • To the guy who tried to ride our vacuum home friday night: It was amusing to watch our neighbor stare at it in her yard the next morning.
  • Dear football team,
    Please play better.
    Sincerely, my liver.
  • To the girl doing her dishes topless in front of the open window: Thank you. You made my run a lot more enjoyable.
  • Since the heavy dumbbells are gone, should we just lift the intimidated students instead?
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