Does anyone else find it depressing that after the Rams lost, the CSU gear at Target went to 50 percent off?
You know it was a good game when you started in Denver and woke up in detox in Greeley.
To the girl in my anatomy class with the penis earrings: Whereâ€™s the bachelorette party?
Nothing says, â€œWe are scholars. We are leaders,â€ like a pink and zebra-print spanking paddle.
To the girl I overheard yelling from a dorm room in Braiden Hall yesterday: I donâ€™t know where you got your crabs, sorry.
Why do dining hall hamburger patties fly as far as Frisbees?