Sep 062010
Authors: Compiled by Alexandra Sieh

Does anyone else find it depressing that after the Rams lost, the CSU gear at Target went to 50 percent off?

You know it was a good game when you started in Denver and woke up in detox in Greeley.

To the girl in my anatomy class with the penis earrings: Where’s the bachelorette party?

Nothing says, “We are scholars. We are leaders,” like a pink and zebra-print spanking paddle.

To the girl I overheard yelling from a dorm room in Braiden Hall yesterday: I don’t know where you got your crabs, sorry.

Why do dining hall hamburger patties fly as far as Frisbees?

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