Thank you, rain, for turning the first day of school into a wet t-shirt contest.
Rec Center, you do me no good if I canâ€™t find your entrance.
Talking with a freshman is like talking with a baby, except babies donâ€™t have stupid ideas yet.
To the girl who got stuck in the revolving door at Morgan Library: Donâ€™t worry, they have normal doors to the side for people like you.
To new students: Weâ€™ve also heard every joke about how big CAMâ€™s â€œprideâ€ is. Sincerely, the upperclassmen