It would save me a trip if the buy back trucks just gave me alcohol instead of money for my books.
To the girl who spends $20 a week on hairspray: $1040 a year is a lot to pay when your hair still looks stupid.
Itâ€™s official:, the mannequin in the bookstore change clothes more often than I do.
Does anyone else find it ironic that police headquarters is called â€œGreenâ€ Hall, yet they use so much paper giving out tickets?
To the freshman I asked to guest pass me today and responded with â€œwhatâ€™s a guest pass?â€: You just found your new lunch buddy for the rest of the week.