May 052010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

It would save me a trip if the buy back trucks just gave me alcohol instead of money for my books.

To the girl who spends $20 a week on hairspray: $1040 a year is a lot to pay when your hair still looks stupid.

It’s official:, the mannequin in the bookstore change clothes more often than I do.

Does anyone else find it ironic that police headquarters is called “Green” Hall, yet they use so much paper giving out tickets?

To the freshman I asked to guest pass me today and responded with “what’s a guest pass?”: You just found your new lunch buddy for the rest of the week.

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