To the guy who biked over a squirrel the other day and never even looked back: Thatâ€™s 10 points. Well done soldier.
Having the same Wonderword in the paper two days in the row is kind of like boring sex. You look forward to something, then you realize it is going to be the exact same thing, in the same place as yesterday.
To the girls in my class drinking slim fast: Summer is two weeks away. It doesnâ€™t work that fast.
To the girl sitting on the wall complaining about how much she hates her job today: There is a group for that. Itâ€™s called everyone and they meet at the bar.
Girls in sun dresses: Donâ€™t change a thing.