How do people manage to fail at flushing an automatic-flush toilet?
A squirrel approached me on campus today as if there was no war and we could be friends. I blame the freshmen who feed them for its lapse in judgement.
It seemed fitting being stoned during my hall meeting about drugs and alcohol.
To the girl in my current world problems class who thought that Islam was a form of terrorism: Are you serious?
To the girl in the library using both the lab computer and your laptop: I didnâ€™t realize it took two computers to put personal ads on Craigslist. Desperate much?