Apr 192010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

To the guy who cleans our hall in Ingersoll who sings his heart out while vacuuming: Don’t try out for American Idol.

Anyone notice how creepy computer scientists are? “Flash,” “Zip (..or unzip)” and “hard drives.” Really? I see right through you. Please don’t make it literal.

To the girl in my Management class that asked “Where is London” on the list of countries the professor put on the board: Try a geography class.

Wearing heels and a low-cut dress: All the girls looking at my shoes and all the guys looking at my boobs.

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