To the guy who cleans our hall in Ingersoll who sings his heart out while vacuuming: Donâ€™t try out for American Idol.
Anyone notice how creepy computer scientists are? â€œFlash,â€ â€œZip (..or unzip)â€ and â€œhard drives.â€ Really? I see right through you. Please donâ€™t make it literal.
To the girl in my Management class that asked â€œWhere is Londonâ€ on the list of countries the professor put on the board: Try a geography class.
Wearing heels and a low-cut dress: All the girls looking at my shoes and all the guys looking at my boobs.