RamTalk

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Apr 142010
 
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

To the dude in the LSC bathroom who let out the orgasmic moan while taking a dump: Been there, done that.

Thank you Collegian for reminding me how alone I am. The “I Do” insert was a nice touch.

Craigslist: A creepy, 59-year-old man’s only hope of getting laid with trickery and hidden messages.

Too bad the world’s first fully compostable bag of SunChips is 10 times louder than the original.

Last night I had a dream a CSU police officer was getting a bike ticket from a mall security guard.

Dear Housing and Dining: Why does the hamburger I ate look exactly like the guts of the sea star I just got done dissecting in biology lab?

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