I wish Dr. Seuss wrote my textbooks. Not only would they be simpler, they would rhyme.
Free condoms on the plaza are pointless to those of us who canâ€™t get laid.
Is it bad that I spent more time choosing a shirt design than a student body president?
A campaign is already kicked out because of a bias? Tell me this isnâ€™t government corruption.
Does sitting and reading outside the hot TAâ€™s office during my free time so that I might catch a glimpse of him make me a creeper?