To the girl walking around campus with holes in your rain boots: Very effective.
To the squirrel that fell off the roof near Clark: I saw that. Donâ€™t act like it didnâ€™t happen.
Watching random people helplessly attempt to dodge the snow falling from the trees is endlessly entertaining.
To the guy with both green and blue parking passes parked in a yellow lot: I donâ€™t think it works that way.
College is a lot like Chatroulette; There are a lot of guys, pretty girls never talk to you, and after a while, you start to wonder what the point is.
You know youâ€™re bad in bed when your walk of shame is five times longer than the sex.