The only thing better than seeing a group of bike cops staking out a hot spot is seeing the cop in his car waiting to back them up.
Apparently being able to check off every sex position your sexuality professor shows you doesnâ€™t get you an automatic â€œAâ€ on the test.
To the girl that fell asleep mid-exam: Thanks for giving me the extra inspiration. Even if I ended up doing bad at least I finished the test.
To all the professors giving out homework and suggesting we study over break: When did you study during your Spring Break in college?
To whoever left a banana peel on the sidewalk: Havenâ€™t you ever played Mario Kart? That could have really hurt somebody.