Girls wearing spandex: Itâ€™s like a car accident. You want to look away, but you just canâ€™t help staring.
Can we get a Simba and Rafiki statue for our Pride Rock?
Ever wonder what would happen if you touched Tony Frankâ€™s beard? I bet you itâ€™s like when you get a star on Super Mario Brothers.
I had a dream last night that my dog was taken away from me and given to Nickelback. I woke up crying.
Chatroulette has given me an unnatural fear that otherwise normal looking men are going to drop their pants and flash me in mid-conversation.