Yay | to Spring Break next week. Finally some rest, relaxation and tequila body shots. Plus, St. Pattyâ€™s Day is next week, too. Sorry to livers across campus.
Nay | to mud and rockslides closing Interstate 70 near Glenwood Springs. Only the mudslide that sits in a glass during Spring Break should be permitted.
Yay | to Israeli and Palestinian peace talks. Next momentous, nearly insurmountable goal: ending earthquakes.
Nay | to earthquakes. Clearly the world is coming to an end. Buy some canned tuna, build a bunker and fill your bathtub with water. Here we come, 2012.
Yay | to better weather. Too bad itâ€™s wasted on days filled with midterms. By the time Spring Break rolls around, the blizzards start rolling in.
Nay | to midterm exams. Donâ€™t professors know thereâ€™s an unofficial grace period, starting the week before Spring Break and ending the week after that prohibits any and all examinations?