RamTalk

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Mar 082010
 
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

To all Facebook users: If your status is more than two sentences long, most of your friends won’t take the time to read it.

To my humanities teacher: Thanks for getting our quiz off SparkNotes, good to see my money go to good use.

To the guy who chalked “I’m sorry” all over the Plaza: There’s a Hallmark card for that.

To the professor who chatted loudly with the TA while the class was taking an exam: I better get extra points for the distraction factor.

To the kid wearing 3D glasses around campus: You’re not in Wonderland anymore.

If you’re trying to play guitar and I keep turning up my music, it’s because you suck.

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