Red Jumpsuit Apparatus: Because the Jonas Brothers are too expensive.
Can you imagine how terrifying playing Laser-tag with Lady Gaga would be?
A one-minute ride in the Westfall elevator inevitably leaves you smelling like cigarettes and tequila.
To CSU tech services: Please make sure your new wireless network in the Towers actually works before e-mailing all of us that we now have wireless.
To the guy in the plaza picking up girls: Bringing a puppy is just cheating.
Weekend forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny.