Feb 252010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

It’s too bad I have to give up my date with Mary Jane this week now that I have to pay for my CSU parking ticket.

Until there is a sex tape of Lady Gaga, we will never know for sure.

My reaction to “Another One Bites the Dust” playing after taking a test varies greatly depending on how well I did.

Doing the “Fancy Martinis” Wonderword in my Math 130 class just makes me want to drink that much more.

To the guy at the Career Fair with his boxers showing: I’m not sure if your lucky clover shorts are going to work for you this time.

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