Itâ€™s too bad I have to give up my date with Mary Jane this week now that I have to pay for my CSU parking ticket.
Until there is a sex tape of Lady Gaga, we will never know for sure.
My reaction to â€œAnother One Bites the Dustâ€ playing after taking a test varies greatly depending on how well I did.
Doing the â€œFancy Martinisâ€ Wonderword in my Math 130 class just makes me want to drink that much more.
To the guy at the Career Fair with his boxers showing: Iâ€™m not sure if your lucky clover shorts are going to work for you this time.