*Put our tequila sunrises in our empty Corona bottles. Thank you CSU for teaching me how to go green.
*Whenever I see a couple walking through the journals in the library basement, I canâ€™t help but assume theyâ€™re looking for a place to knock one out before their next class.
*Itâ€™s uncomfortable to hear rapid texting coming from the bathroom stalls.
*Salt is cheap. Lawsuits are expensive. CSU: Do the math and salt the sidewalks.
*I wonder if cops ever get mad at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.