I went to the doctor to get tested, and found out I have HvZ. He said the symptoms are running around playing dumb imaginary games with nerds and a rapidly declining social life. And thereâ€™s no chance of survival. Wait, I meant getting laid.
You know you took too many credits when midnight means migrating from the library to the nearest 24-hour coffee shop.
To CSU: Instead of spending money and resources on parking enforcement, why not use it for something useful … like education?
You know youâ€™re in college when your carbon monoxide detector goes off and you just open a couple windows and call it good.
Did anyone take Sonic up on the â€œfree oralâ€ they advertised on their marquee?