Thank you, CSU, for telling me that a groundhog doesnâ€™t have supreme control over the tilt of the Earthâ€™s axis. I can now sleep at night.
My U.S. politics teacher told me that the United States is consensual. I agree. I keep finding panties and condoms at the LSC.
Sometimes I feel like an idiot, but then I look at Colorado Springs and instantly feel better.
Dinner: Eating taco meat, cheese and lettuce out of a reused paper bowl. Man, I love college.
Dixie cups placed over genitalia do not constitute clothing during strip poker.