RamTalk

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Jan 242010
 
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

-Dear liquor store on Stuart: Thank you for making Jack Daniels and root beer lollipops a one-stop shop.

-You know you are back at school when you hear the word god twice a day: Once from the people on the plaza, and again that night from your neighbor’s room.

-You know you had a good night when the cop responds to your breathalizer with “Holy s***.”

-To the drunk girl hitting on the guy who works at Pita Pit with ranch dressing on her face: You probably shouldn’t mix alcohol, flirting and Pita Pit. It is not an attractive sight.

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