Jan 192010
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

To the guy in the plaza handing out coupons for a dispensory … Now that’s the kind of GreenPeace I’m talking about.

Finding an open seat the first week of class is just as frustrating as when a family of eight wants to sit together at the premiere of a Harry Potter movie.

You know break is over when the first night back at school consists of several hours of late-night strip Monopoly.

To rec center management: Where did you install the machine that reams you from behind? Wait, I think I found it next to the $50 lockers. Nevermind.

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