To the girl loudly singing “Happy Birthday” to her friend in the library at midnight: All you did for your friend is make everyone in the library hate her. On her birthday. Good job.
What is the point of Pink apparel if nothing about it is pink?
People do stupid things when they are bored. My advice is never be bored while naked.
Liberal: so open minded that all of your brains have fallen out.
To all those who write comments to the RamTalk online: Your rant wasn’t good enough for the paper, just let it be …
So, guys typically buy big trucks and big guns to compensate for a small penis. By that same logic, do girls wear big sunglasses to compensate for their small breasts?