Budget Cut idea #3405: Mandatory snow days four times a semester.
The difference between a snow day and a snowy day: Guilt.
Quick! Don’t think of a penguin! You thought of a penguin didn’t you.
To the girl I heard on campus saying “Wow! Weird — it’s rain snow.” It doesn’t rain snow. It is called “Sleet.”
Have you ever needed to puke but forced yourself not to cause you would be wasting alcohol. Me too.
I suppose it’s crystal clear who’s goin’ run this town tonight: The snow. Sorry Rihanna.
Bike to class: Too icy. Drive to class: No parking permit. Walk to class: Too cold. No class today.