To the patrons of the gym: Sorry, I should have known. Hangover + Treadmill = Vomitus.
I don’t know what is worse, the fact that I am friends with my mom on Facebook or the fact that Facebook has suggested that I “reconnect” with her.
I just saw somebody digging in their nose at the library on the computer. If you just got swine flu, now you know why.
Is it just me or does everyone else have to Google terms to figure out what the hell PACe is talking about?
College: $100 to buy the book and $300 to prove you read it.