Dear intramural football ref: That call you made was as bad as parking for five minutes to pay a parking ticket to come back and have another ticket on your car.
To the religious guy in the Plaza: The Plaza may be free speech, but when CSUPD shows up, you’ve gone too far.
Ski Naked, Hike Naked, Kayak Naked … Where are all these naked enthusiasts hiding? I want to be your friend.
The CSU sprinkler system is bad … ha ha ha … how about an original idea. Plagiarism is not tolerated at this university.
To all the people who watched me walk into that sign on the Plaza: I hope I made your day.
Dear Preacherman: Thank you for making me realize that I am not the only one on campus that is going to hell.