The new question to ask before a one night stand is not “Do you have an STD?” but instead “Do you have the swine flu?”
If you have to smoke in the dorms, please turn off the fire alarm in your room. Evacuating at 4 a.m. is NOT fun.
To everyone on Youtube and Facebook in the library: Did you feel awkward as I past by you several times looking for an open computer? Some of us have real work to do.
Thank you to the guy at the bookstore who fixed my flip flop. My first day would have been so much worse without you.
I remember when going to class didn’t consist of waiting in long lines or playing Frogger to avoid running into people.