To all freshmen on campus: Don’t go to Subway during lunch. It’s not worth the 40 minute wait.
After drinking in the Ram Skeller for a year I still laugh at Blue Moon’s misspelling of “Wednesday” on their banner. But like anyone in there would notice.
To the freshman who asked what “R” stood for under the office hours in the syllabus: Welcome to college
Dear freshmen, please stop running to class. I feel socially awkward for you.
Dear Ram Talk: Being apart from you all summer made me realize how much I really need you. Will you marry me?