Apr 262009
Authors: Compiled Nina Beitz

What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets.

After watching the slam dunk contest at the football Rams Superstars Competition, I believe that the men’s basketball team should start recruiting from the football team.

There comes a point in every man’s life when he realizes that he can’t eat until he does the dishes.

If someone told me that I would still be a virgin in my senior year, I would have dropped out long ago.

You know you party too much when people know you on a first name basis, and you cannot even remember their face.

You know you are classy when everyone at RamRide knows who you are and can describe you just by telling them your first name.

FYI: Your first parking ticket is NOT FREE.

Relationships are like e-mail accounts: Eventually you want to get rid of them because there is too much junk, but you can’t because some of it is probably important.

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