Apr 072009
Authors: Compiled Nina Beitz

Where has Pat’s Pleasure Parlor been? I need to start stocking up for summer…

Why should the bucking fuffs get all the puffs? April 20 in the Oval – who’s with me?

Dear Ram Ride: Due to your closure late Friday night, we were able to see how horrible of drunk drivers we actually were. That being said, will you pay for my DUI?

For once it would be nice to have the percentage on my chemistry exam be higher than my grocery bill.

It’s Sex and Alcohol Week. Who else needs a little sex and candy?

Uggs and skirts? Just in case it’s too cold for shoes but too hot for pants? I know the weather changes fast here in Colorado but does that mean you have to dress for every season in one day?

Frankly, I am disappointed in this year’s ASCSU elections. I am used to having bad candidates for ASCSU but even the Forever Green T-shirt designs suck this year.

To all the people who lose their pens and pencils: Thanks to you I haven’t bought a writing utensil in years. Keep up the good work!

I think it’s safe to say that CSU does not drug test our professors.

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