I walked around all day yesterday in a kilt and not a word. Really RamTalk? I’m offended.
-To the people who were talking about how pregnant women are eating for two, does it go the same way for drinking?
-To all out of state students: Next time you sleep in class I hope you realize you are paying $1 per minute
-WARNING TO ALL MEN: Female sexual predators are using a date rape drug called BLOW JOBS to lure men into scams called relationships.
-Is it just me, or does anyone else feel special when their twitter is exactly 140 characters?
-To the hot blonde in the parking lot yesterday: Were you smiling at me because you thought I was cute, or were you laughing at my failing attempt at Mustache March?
-I hope people regret complaining about Repeat/Delete now that there aren’t any funny comics left.
-A big shout out to my major, Communication Studies. Good call on getting rid of all the land line phones in the department just to save a bit of money. Really? Anyone else see irony in this?
-To the girl I saw fill her To-Go Bowl in Corbett with Pepsi, I will gladly buy you a Nalgene. Or a box of straws at least.