Do they allow Easybake Ovens in the library? My late night snacks could use some creativity.
Uh, what the heck happened to Repeat/Delete?!
Hacking is NOT analogous to sex. Hacking is like sitting on a park bench with the warm sunlight caressing your face and throwing water-balloons full of STD’s at stupid people as they walk by naked.
Really, ASCSU canidates? ALL of those unachievable promises without significantly raising student fees? Haha, good one.
Boulder: Where everyone wears their opinion on their bumper.
To the girl who dropped her coffee cup on the lawn by the Towers 100 feet away from a trash can … Stay classy.
To make graduation even more special, anyone who graduates Cum Laude should get to sit on their own golden throne. It would match their robes.
Job opening: Hitman (or woman) needed to get rid of woodpecker family. Qualifications: Someone smarter than bird thinking it can peck trough metal. Payment: 10 bucks per bird shot down.
I felt rather woebegone when I opened the morning paper and found no sexist comic. Without Mr. Woods who will I have a love/hate relationship with?