Mar 082009
Authors: Compiled Nina Beitz

To all those who write comments to the RamTalk online: Your rant wasn’t good enough for the paper, just let it be …

Does any one else find it odd that my major, health and exercise science, is getting in the way of my health and my exercise?

So can guys do this “make your own bikini” contest? I could use the money.

Can we have a party for everyone whose pants need to meet their shoes?

Please raise your hand and weep inconsolably if you think the Collegian should have a personals section.

So, guys typically buy big trucks and big guns to compensate for a small penis. By that same logic, do girls wear big sunglasses to compensate for their small breasts?

What is the point of Pink apparel if nothing about it is pink?

Who needs the Rocky Mountain Showdown when we can beat CU in the RecycleMania every year? That’s what really counts, right?

People do stupid things when they are bored. My advice is never be bored while naked.

Liberal: so open minded that all of your brains have fallen out.

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