Jan 272009
Authors: Compiled Nina Beitz

RamTalk is like porn. People say they’re only “reading the articles,” but everyone knows that’s a lie.

You know your an alcoholic when you use the Chinese new year as an excuse to get wasted on a Monday night.

To the leg bouncer/twitchers of campus, your nervous habit makes me nervous, maybe you should switch to decaf…

To whoever keeps leaving their used “feminine products” lying around campus, sorry for the confusion but we are trying to paint the campus GREEN.

Is it just me, or are the PIKEs the only ones who still know how to rock out at CSU? And only a PIKE would think that the U.S. is the leader of the contemporary world while we are heading towards Great Depression round 2.

You know you’ve got a problem when you hate walking to class because you KNOW that you’ll run into at least one of your drunken hookups.

Dear CSU Students:

Snow does not give you the excuse to park like jackasses. A little more effort please.

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