I don’t know what I did to deserve the free hot cocoa with fresh whip cream and marshmallow spoons from that sneaky little cart outside of Lory, but it instantly cured my hangover and I wanted to say thanks.
You know you’re in college when you come home to find a stranger sleeping on your couch.
I paid you $700 for those books CSU, the least you can do is give me a “green bag” for free.
Just remember Democrats, you’re not allowed to blame Bush anymore.
You know you’ve had a good vacation when you only know what day it is based on your birth control pack.
Oh hot ladies of CSU, I’ve missed you so.