Look, I know that CSU and Fort Collins are “going green,” but when my car is towed from the bike shop during the short time in which I ride my new, environmental friendly bike home, that might be a little overboard.
College 101: Don’t date a sorority girl, not because they’re dumb or even skank-like (that’s the upside), but because in four short years they gain weight … a lot of weight and their hotness demishes all while becoming a sorority lemming who can’t think for or dress themsleves.
Dear fellow students: If you are a pedestrian, don’t WALK in the BIKE lane. If you are a skateboarder, thanks for never creating any issues. If you are a biker, don’t lock your bike in a spot that already has one there. Next time, I am going to take out my saw and cut right through yours to get mine out. All I’m asking for is a little common sense.
To the guy who locked my bike up with his on Thursday:
Thank you very much for securing my bike so well from everyone … including me.
The button up fly: the worst thing to happen to my pee-shyness since the bathroom attendant.