Please stop giving our squirrels coffee; I saw one trying to carry an empty coffee cup up a tree yesterday morning.
Since when did the Rockies hire the guys that run RamCT to work on their Web site?
Everyone show your support this Friday! Wear clothes to school if you support Colbert for president.
I don’t really care what we call this fox that runs around campus, but the next time he (or she) runs in front of my car at 3:30 a.m., I am not going to slam on my brakes. It should know better than to cross the street without looking both ways.
I now strive to be like Kid Rock so that I, too, can be arrested at a Waffle House someday.