To the guy in my bio class: Why do you keep staring at me?! I’m trying to concentrate!
We are in a bug war. We have killed more bugs in our house than the number of days we have lived in it. Days: 52. Bugs: 61. Gross.
If CSU had a yard sale, Sonny Lubick would be that old, tacky retro lamp that nobody wants. Sorry Sonny, it’s time to go.
Dear Jonny Walker: I’m the band girl who yelled your name in the tunnel at Saturday’s game. I love you. Will you marry me?
I don’t know why they’re going to get rid of the baseball field to put in an indoor football practice area. The football team stinks. Why not show some support to the teams that actually play well?
To the guy I saw trying to pet/catch our resident fox, Zorro: Rabies shots are expensive.