To the guy in the red pick-up truck who had to do a roadside sobriety test in front of our sorority house Saturday night when we were ALL home and watching: congrats on passing; we all cheered when you drove away!
To the person who found my ring at the recreation center and turned it in: THANK YOU so, so much. I was freaking out. Good karma is definitely coming your way!
I am confused. CSUPD says longboards can’t ride on streets because they are considered a toy, but they must obey bike laws because they are considered a wheeled-vehicle. Am I the only one who doesn’t understand?
To the guy who said fraternities pay for their friends: I’m glad to see that you think people can actually put a price on friendships that last forever.
Things I hate (in alphabetical order): Al Qaeda, beer pong cheaters, cats… To be continued.
To all the teachers who gave us a test on Friday: Thanks for the buzz kill on Thursday night.
To the girl in my race and ethnic relations class who is in denial of her white privilege: WAKE UP and shut up so the rest of us can learn. “You’re killing me, Smalls!”