Library dating tip one: If you see someone cute you want to talk to, just use the line “Hey could you watch my stuff real quick?” Then when you get back, you’re in! Works every time.
To the kid complaining about the earth day poster: Take a close look at the bottom right of it, the part that says PRINTED ON RECYCLED PAPER.
To who used his quote, Mitch Hedburg has always wanted to be dashed. “If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit…” Mitch
You know that you are a college student when you end up having to use your aftershave as deodorant.
How do you expect people not to climb the dorms? I mean, they made the outside walls to be as close as you can get to a ladder made from stone. And who knows, there might be candy at the top!
Somebody needs to tell the crazy preacher on the rock about the 3 VW’s for under $17,000. Woo Hoooo.